Metaphor Essay Essay

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Metaphor Essay

My writing is like a little kid telling a story. All little kids do when telling a story
is exaggerate on all the details. "They walked miles." "They ate tons." The monster was as
big as a house.", every time I write I use my own form of exaggerating, procrastination. I
am always the last minute student when it comes to work. Given I complete things well they
are usually just barely on time or late. Sometimes my assignments never get completed at
all.

This essay for instance, it's Thursday, February 17 and I'm just starting. I already had
almost a week to do this particular assignment and it was due yesterday. I exaggerated how
long it was going to take me, how hard it was going to be to write and anything else that
would put it off just a little bit longer. Now that I'm started it looks as if it's only
going to take me maybe half an hour to finish, then I want to kick myself in the ass for
being so stupid by putting it off for so long. I say next time I'm not going to do this,
but sure enough if you had a video camera set up in my house watching my computer the week
before an assignment is due, you wouldn't even see me sit down to do it until probably 10
or 11 the night before it's due.

My style of writing fits the standard for what I believe at least 90 percent of all
writing does. - 30% mandatory, 20% thought, and 50% bullshit. Everyone uses this method.
They include what they need, the 30%, only think and add on for the other 20% of their
writing time, then spend the other 50% with useless bull. If you took the time to dissect
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