Noisy brothers Essay

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noisy brothers



HOW TO KEEP NOSEY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OUT OF YOUR ROOM.

My whole life, Iíve always had the problem of my brother sneaking into my room and taking
whatever he wanted, for eg C.Dís, money, stationery etc. After many years of trying to
keep him out, Iíve finally found success. After you read these instructions, I guarantee
that your problems will be gone in a matter of days.



THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU GO OUT.

 Lock your door with padlocks, bolts and chains.
 Chain a vicious bulldog to your door as a watchdog.
 Install security cameraís in your room. When you go out, take a mini TV with the
security camera pictures in it. When you see he/she enter your room, ring them up and
tell them off.

 Put invisible ink on items he/she is likely to take, when they touch the item
they will have ink on there hands for the rest of the week.


BOOBY TRAPS TO SET IN YOUR ROOM.

 Put fishing line across the bottom of the entrance to your room. When he/she
enters your room they will trip over.

 Leave the door open a bit and place a bucket of water on the top edge of the
door. When he/she enters, the bucket will fall and he/she will get drenched.

 Dig a hole in the entrance of your door. Then put a mat over the hole and when
he/she enters, they will fall down the hole.

 Put a invisible mesh net across the doorway, when he/she walks through the
doorway, they will be chopped into a million pieces.

 Rig up some explosive under an object likely to be taken, when he/she picks it up, it will explode.
 Put land mineís under the carpet (or whatever you have on the floor) in a likely
place he/she are likely to walk. e.g. in the doorway.



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