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As Charles Dixon walked in his office he was thinking about what other fun things he
should do to punish the students at good ole Merced High. As you could see Mr. Dixon is
the commander, leader, or just as we call it today, a principal. After the war that happen
between the students and the staff there as been a lot more strictness to the school
rules. Ever since I left this school its basically been more like a public military
school. Your probably wondering why I'm not at Merced High School well, I got kicked out.
I was walking with my disc man to my class and all electronics must be off when the bells
ring infuriately there happen to be a sniper on the west wing of the campus and has soon
as the clock struck 8:20, they shot me! Right on my ear. I only didn't go to the hospital
I got kicked out for being tardy and I lost 30% percent of my hearing on my left ear!

Now its been 2 months since my suspension and I'm back now from my punishment. Tardiest
have been the worst rule at Merced High School. I still think that the tardy policy is a
ridicules rules there are. There is no way that someone is going to be on he or she's desk
when the bell rings, I'm saying this from experience. I haven't been just shot on the ear,
I've been shot on my arm, attacked by a bear, and electrocuted by the power lines. What
kind of school would be doing this to their students and the future of America this not
the way to be teaching your kids anything. I'm tired of the tardy policy 3 of them is not
enough to get shot in the ear or burned by lasers. They shouldn't take this to their own
hands here. We shouldn't be going to school if we are going to be abused by all the minor
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