You might be a com nerd if Essay

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you might be a com nerd if





You Might Be a Computer Nerd if...
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· Your web page is more popular than you.
· Your favorite sport is Tetris.
· You know what fuzzy logic is.
· You talk to your computer.
· When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.
· You argue with your computer.
· Your computer has its own phone line.
· You have dreams involving your computer.
· You try to pick up women on chat lines.
· You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything sexual.
· You spend Friday nights with your computer.
· You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.
· You've never actually met many of your friends.
· You remember how to use DOS.
· You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."
· Only computer users can understand you.
· Your home page is longer than your resume.
· You've ever installed Linux.
· You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.
· You always understand Dilbert.
· You regularly drink Jolt cola.
· You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.
· You have multiple email addresses.
· You've ever setup a LAN in your house.
· You understood the above statement.
· You search the Internet for computer humor.
· Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.
· You keep spare mouse pads.
· You buy your computer gifts.
· You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer.
· Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol".
· You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original disks for.
· You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately remove the case.
· You have ever called home to check on your computer.
· You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but because it just confuses people.
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