Your Health and Food
MY MOMMA SAYS
By Bobby Boushain
My momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no
toothbrush. My momma says that happiness comes from little rays of sunshine that sprinkle
down from above when your happy. My momma says thyat Vicky Valencourt is the devil. I
disagree, I think shes really great, she helped me play football and I like her. She
showed me her boobies and I liked them too. Coach Klein says that what momma donít know
wont hurt her and thatís why he has roy orbeson tattooed to his behind. He says that the
best thing to do is to fake left, no fake right, no donít fake, think about faking then
pretend to fake.
In conclusion boobies are nice and I like them.